Saturday, October 3, 2009

mensagem olímpica / olympic message

quando o telefone tocou no meio da noite Sérgio Cabral pensou que ainda estava sonhando. A sexta-feira foi de muita festa, ele tinha acabado de dormir mas resolveu atender assim mesmo.


- Cabralzinho, é o seu xará, Sérgio Bernardes. Você não imagina a festa aqui no céu com a escolha do Rio pra sediar as olimpíadas. Vinícius ta cantando até agora, Tom já escreveu várias músicas e disse que vai psicografar aí pra baixo. Até o JK e o Lacerda estavam se abraçando mais cedo. Você sabe, o Lacerda nunca perdoou o JK por tê-lo passado pra trás várias vezes mas o que ele realmente nunca aceitou foi o governo ter se mudado pro planalto central e ter deixado o Rio esvaziado. Agora a olimpíada devolve ao Rio seu lugar de destaque. Você não deve ter percebido Cabralzinho mas tem muito paulista de sorriso amarelo hoje. Aqui do lado o Ulisses, o Covas e o Montoro estão sem entender o sucesso do Lula.


-Olha Cabralzinho, a gente aqui em cima não se cansa de comemorar o nó que o Lula deu em todo mundo. Se já não bastasse botar as asinhas de fora lá em Honduras, "o cara" me arrasta o Obama para Copenhagen só pra ganhar dele, dos japoneses e dos reis da Espanha. O Nelson Rodrigues (que como eu também te carregou no colo) me disse que só em 58 viu um momento assim. A copa, as olimpíadas e esse tal de grau de investimento enterram de vez o complexo de vira-lata.


- Agora quando acabar a ressaca Cabralzinho, aproveita o que lhe resta de mandato e a alegria do povo e faz a coisa certa: concurso público pra todas as obras do Rio 2016. Dá tempo, mas tem que começar no seu mandato. Esse prefeito ai sei não, não me parece muito fã de concorrência pública, nem o Nuzman. Só você pode fazer isso Cabralzinho. Conversa com a Dilma e anuncia que todas as obras vão ser baseadas em concurso. Acerta isso com ela, vocês vão ter de trabalhar junto nisso. Enterre de vez as suspeitas levantadas em torno do Panamericano que vão se repetindo igualzinho na copa. O Bohigas fez isso em Barcelona e deu super certo, os coreanos também em Seoul. Assim você pega os projetos que vão servir melhor à cidade depois das olimpíadas. A inserção deles na malha urbana é fundamental. O Dr. Lúcio tá aqui todo feliz que a Barra vai ganhar densidade e quem sabe até transporte público decente.


-Depois de escolhidas as melhores propostas a turma de consultores vem e acerta os detalhes de programa. Isso evita que gente que não entende nada da cidade venha a fazer obras importantíssimas que vão ficar lá por décadas (arquitetura não se desmonta Cabralzinho, apesar de todos os meus esforços de uma vida nesse sentido). E evita também que os amigos dos governadores façam os projetos como está acontecendo com os estádios para a copa.


-Mas faz isso rápido Cabralzinho porque ano que vem tem eleição e com o Fluminense e o Botafogo na segunda divisão a turma vai estar preocupada com outras coisas....



when the phone rang in the middle of the night Sergio Cabral thought that he was still dreaming. Friday has been one hell of a party, he had barely slept a few hours.


- Cabralzinho, here is Sergio Bernardes. You cannot imagine the party here in heaven with Rio winning its bid for 2016 Olympic games. Vinícius and Tom have been singing all night. Even JK and the Lacerda were hugging. You know, from all tricks JK played on Lacerda the one he never forgive was moving the government out of Rio. I don’t know if you noticed but there were more than a few paulistas with a yellow smile. In a corner here were Ulisses, Covas and Montoro, all poorly disguising their envy while we all celebrate Lula’s achievements. If huffing feathers in Honduras was not enough, Lula dragged Obama all the way to Copenhagen just to beat him, the Japanese and the Spanish royalty.


Nelson Rodrigues (who also hold you when you were a baby) reminded me that only in 58 he saw something similar. The World Cup, the Olympic Games and this investment grade have finally buried the vira-latas complex.

- Now on more serious things Cabralzinho, uses the end of your term to make the right thing and demand open competition for all the deigns for Rio 2016. There’s more than enough time but you need to start (nor the mayor nor Nuzman are very interested in open competition). By having open design competition you chose the projects which better serve the city afterwards. Bohigas did that in Barcelona and it worked just fine. The Koreans also did that in Seoul.


This would prevent that people who know nothing about the city design important buildings that will remain there for decades (architecture does not disassemble Cabralzinho, despite attempting that all my life). It also prevents that friends of the governors get the design commissions as is already happening with the stadiums for the World Cup.


- But do this fast Cabralzinho because next year, with Fluminense and Botafogo in the second division, the people will be worried about other things….

18 comments:

Isadora said...

Fernando e seus deliciosamente críticos telefonemas do céu!
Beijo

Ana Paula Medeiros said...

Hahaha, absolutamente GENIAL! Se não fosse muito abuso meu, eu me ofereceria pra subscrever a mensagem do Sérgio, o Bernardes.

Fernando L Lara said...

Fique a vontade Ana Paula, acho que o Sérgio Bernardes adoraria ver a mensagem dele pra todo lado.

Tica um beijão ai pra todos.

Anonymous said...

Seria ótimo se fossem realizados esses concursos, mas pelo que vi, todos os projetos já estão mais do que prontos...

ps. Você não vem para o Projetar?

Fernando L Lara said...

Prontos nada Ricardo, fizeram umas perspectivas e alguns estudos preliminares para calcular mais ou menos o custo, que é claro vai passar muito dos U$ 13bi quando entrar o verdareiro custo na infra-estrutura. Mas eu não sou contra o gasto, sou pelo melhor uso deles para a cidade durante e principalmente depois dos jogos de 2016.

E sobre o Projetar, pode por a cerveja pra gelar que chego dia 14.

F.

Marco Antonio Souza Borges Netto - Marcão said...

Uma pena que precisamos de uma olimpíadas para ter (?) serviços públicos de qualidade e para resolver outros problemas.

É uma faca de dois gumes.

Espero que colhamos os frutos. E dois anos antes tem Copa do Mundo.

Guilherme Moraes said...

Fernando,

Vejo vários blogs de arquitetura comentando sobre as Olimpíadas de 2016, e não li absolutamente nada sobre as Paraolimpíadas. É um assunto pouco discutido em arquitetura, mas fundamental para a boa arquitetura. Gostaria de ler um post teu sobre isso, tenho certeza que tb buscas uma arquitetura mais humanista. Grande blog, grandes assuntos, parabéns!!!!

Fernando L Lara said...

é verdade Guilherme, as Paraolimpíadas são super importantes e ninguém tem falado disso. Valeu a dica,

Fernando

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